Rogue Prediction, Bahrain 2008

Well, after all the shenanigans of the last week the Lemmy does an Anne Summers party that is the F1 circus come to Bahrain where it tries desperately to put a brave face on, clench its teeth and say a terse "thank-you sir, may I have another" after every stinging blow.

Massa and Raikonenenenen after free practice get caught in a dubious set-up position (found on page 65 of the special FIA guidebook) and spend the rest of the weekend smarting as their initial enthusiasm turns to agony leading to excessive bottoming-out and get badly bruised leading to a poor finish. The McLaren duo feel vindicated in their clear understanding of the safety word car and use this to their advantage before things get out of hand late in the race eading them to both be on top at the flag to gasps of astonishment from the crowd. Honda continue to push hard feeling that they can further penetrate the upper reaches of the grid with only minor complaining allowing a late frenzy on lap 45 and a surprise finish of 4th and 6th. Groans all round at the BMW camp as both drivers moan about the slippery conditions and low traction exacerbated by a poor rubber choice as the team manager attempts to whip up support amongst the mechanics with perhaps a little too much enthusiasm leading to general complaints and obviously lacking a gentle touch with subordinates. Force India draft in an expert in such matters and proove their Tantric-like endurance and general flexibly to a get 8th place points finish for Fisi. Further suspension stiffness worries abound at RedBull as they continue to find themselves unable to go the whole distance despite spanking a…oh sorry...a spanking new rear end. The Torro Rosso team complain after being unduly slapped about in an incident at turn 1 by another car attempting unexpectedly to (over)take them roughly from the rear of the grid, allowing one of the Super Aguri’s in a dramatic maneuver, tightly zipped into tenth place, the driver masked by...

er...think I'd better stop there eh?

1. Hamilton,
2. Kovi,
3. Raikonenenenenenenenenen (  I've got some "special magazines" if you need any more ideas, no? Ok then can I use the "outfit" once your done with it? No, please clean it first...)

Posted by Jules at April 9, 2008, 10:00 am
Tagged as: formula one, formula1, f1, 2008, bahrain, joke