Paris calls it off...

May 3, 2007 - Off Camber

Paris Hilton and F1 are no longer a deal.
When asked what happened Paris said..." This F1 thing is a complete fraud.
In the music industry there is a Mosh Pit and that's where celebs get to dive...

Posted by F1Rogues Spy at Large at May 3, 2007, 8:22 pm - Comments (0)
Tagged as: f1, formula1, spyker, paris hilton

Paris Hilton & Spyker

May 3, 2007 - Off Camber

There are rumours getting around that Paris Hilton is going to help promote Spyker.

Our comment: Wait till you see the shots of her getting out of the CockPit!

Posted by F1Rogues Spy at Large at May 3, 2007, 8:22 pm - Comments (0)
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Viva La Revolution!!

May 3, 2007 - Off Camber

Flav "The Fav" Briatore want a revolution in F1.

 
We want marching girls, lots of girls, with breasts this big.
 
Then, as one way to introduce some excitement into the sport we will release a heard of wild animals into the racing paddock. But, it will be a different animal type every race! That way there can be no pre preparation.
 
Renaults Head of engineering said "We are already simulating high speed impacts with Impala and Kangaroo's, some of the new aerodynamics look more like flensing knives now."

 
Max seemed to be worried about safety for some reason.      When asked what his real thought were he hesitated and said "Head Gamekeeper?" what ever that meant.

 
 J. Villenuve seen here sizing up a Giraffe. Yes, I could drive into that, I've hit everything else and survived. "My ability to hit things easily and without concern is a reason I should be driving F1 again!!"
 
F1Rogues only comment on this. "We recommend this as it will improve the food on offer to the punters, don't forget to bring your portable BBQ and some sauce!"
 
On a side note F1 Merchandising have just released a nice set of steak knives.
 

Posted by F1Rogues Spy at Large at May 3, 2007, 8:21 pm - Comments (0)
Tagged as: f1, formula1, flavio, Briatore, revolution