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F1Rogues Post Race Interview: Spain 2012
Here we are on the sunny Spanish coast, bathing in the warmth of the remains of our hotel room. The following is a transcription of our post race interview: “Click” “test, test” F1R: Ok, we are good to go here. Today we will be welcoming Michael Shoe-smasher & Lewis Hamfist (background voice “No surprises there”) [...]
F1Rogues Post Race Interview: Bahrain 2012
Welcome to the Bahrain Grand Prix post race interview together with our top three drivers, Pastor Maldonado, Nic O’Rosberg and long standing rogue Michael Schumacher. Today’s interview is brought to you from a Bedouin tent way out in the desert. Since the last race in China, the F1Rogues team has been hanging out with this [...]
F1Rogues Post Race Interview: China 2012
Welcome to the delayed Post Race Interview, it had to be vetted by the Chinese Workers Party to make sure nothing nasty was said about the countries atrocious human rights actions, massively uncontrolled pollution, harvesting of executed prisoners organs, the circa 1989 pepple-crete finish at Tiananmen Square, which of course we would not do. We [...]
The Crystal Ball (wearing body armour) – Bahrain GP
So, last weekend the Crystal Ball managed to quite spectacularly fail to predict the win for Irish drive Nic O’Rosberg in his German Mercedes. You know, the one with an engine designed and built near Northampton, that’s fitted into a car designed and built in Brackley. In case you’re struggling with your geography, that’s just [...]
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Exclusive: New Red Bull Racing development for Chinese GP
We can exclusively reveal a new development that Red Bull Racing have been working on since the Malaysian GP where double world champion Sebastian Vettel likened fellow F1 racer Narian Karthikayen to a cucumber or gherkin (depending upon translation). The development should also, we understand, help address team boss Christian Horner’s inability to accpet that the [...]
F1Rogues Post Race Interview: Malaysia 2012
Welcome once again to the F1Rogues Post Race interview! This time, it took us longer to get our drivers together; two of them needed to be negotiated to sit in the same room together and we had to implement more extreme measures to get them here. So following our crash course in extraordinary rendition we [...]
F1Rogues Post Race Interview: Australia 2012
Well Ladies, Gentlemen and freaks, here we are at last, the Post Race interview for the Australian GP. As you can see the Mobile F1Rogue Press Room has been located on one of Australia’s premier beaches, with no expense spared whatsoever. We even have Mosley, our raving mad guard dog overseeing the site to ensure [...]
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A Mothers Day guide to Melbourne
As you are obviously aware the 2012 F1 season kicks off in Melbourne on Sunday 18th March. However, how many of you have worked out that Mothers Day also falls on this day? Whilst many F1 fans are indeed mothers and will gladly get themselves in front of the TV at 6am on a special [...]
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